An Important Reminder…
First, sorry for the rush post… But shit’s about to get krumped up and rowdy and while the staff here encourages and instigates over indulging in party festivities…the “motherly” staff member wanted to make sure we reminded you to be safe and not to drive drunk. Your face is too pretty to be seen on the cover of BUSTED! magazine!
We live in fucking austin and there are many alternatives to suit your budget and transportation needs. Fuck you can even drive downtown and pay a fee very close to a taxi ride for someone to drive you and your car back home safely.
This is serious guys and the money for court/lawyers/missed work/free work aka community service, class fees, other weird fees…. it’s not worth it even when no one gets hurt. We are talking several thousands of dollars here at the minimum.
- Take the BUS! It’s dirt cheap and you’ll usually have a story to tell later that night about your experience.
- Take a fucking pedicab if you live w/ in distance.
- Take a cab down there and hook up with a stranger that lives downtown.
- On the weekends METER PARKING IS FREE!!! Drive down there and LEAVE IT! Pick it up in the morning! This cuts your cab fare in half for the night.
- Take a cab to and from down there DUH!
Yellow Cab Austin (512) 452-9999
Order online: http://www.yellowcabaustin.com/order.php
Austin Cab (512) 478-2222
Roy’s Taxi (512) 482-0000
- Drive down there, and let one of these services take you home…
Zingo Designated Driver
www.zingoaustin.com
(877) OK ZINGO
Hours: 9pm - 4am, Tuesday - Saturday (additional hours available by request THIS MEANS CALL AHEAD)
Rate: $20 (pick up + 3 miles), $2 for each additional mile, $5 per stop
Square Patrol
www.squarepatrol.org
512-R-U-DRUNK (512-783-7865)
Hours: 10pm - 3am, 7 days a week
Rate: Free! Donations are appreciated, though ($20 suggested)
- SoberRide 512-657-2999 gives free cab rides HOME up to 30$ on most major holidays. 11pm-3am …
This image is from Square Patrol… Program it in your phone now 512-R-U-DRUNK
