November 2010
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October 2010
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working for the [Halloween] weekend...
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Oct 25th
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Roy Tanck’s Flickr Widget requires Flash Player 9 or better. TuezGayz at the NEW Barbarella Deluxe!  THE ADDRESS HAS CHANGED! Join theGlitoris.com as we open up the NEW doors of Barbarella Austin!! Now with Larger Dance area! Giant Patio, Multiple Bars, & just NEXT DOOR! tuesday night expressed via flyer art
Oct 25th
monday night expressed via flyer art
i miss seeing flyer art on a daily basis…  Roy Tanck’s Flickr Widget requires Flash Player 9 or better.
Oct 25th
Oct 20th
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Oct 11th
Motherfucking Sleigh Bells + SECRET SPECIAL GUESTS...
we’ve been bitchin about seeing sleigh bells for ever now… sorta glad they weren’t booked for ACL… really upset they weren’t booked for Fun Fun Fun Fest… and fucking stoked that Learning Secrets w/ Guerilla Suit have teamed up on a little experiment to see just how much we can dance without our legs going out… i’m also super hyped about seeing the...
Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
September 2010
3 posts
you can die for your country on sunday...
but you can’t go to hobby lobby, chickfila, treasure city thrift, spec’s liquor, the post office, your mom’s burger bar or buy beer/wine before noon…all of which i have a deep urge to do each sunday… at least we don’t live in Minnesota…  Closed on Sunday: The Doug Olafson Story from Runner Runner on Vimeo. (this video makes an important...
Sep 19th
Sep 17th
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Hot Raw Sex
Jimmy Edgar - Hot Raw Sex by fabric with a title like that i don’t need to say much more… don’t be one of those people who intended on rsvp’ing but never did and is now holding up the line pretending you rsvp’d making the guy check the list twice and all of us in line listen to your sob story…  DO IT NOW! Tickets are $7 if you RSVP now or you can...
Sep 3rd
August 2010
3 posts
Aug 16th
Cinema East Presents: "ALL AMERICAN ORGY"...
with summer coming to a conclusion you only have 3 more opportunities to enjoy the free summer film series being presented biweekly by our friends over at Cinema East. i had originally planned a long write up about this event and cinema east, but with a rather hectic work week and demands of the wife i’ve been short on time… luckily for you the trailer for this weeks film ‘All...
Aug 8th
You're drunk, we're drunk, let's talk about it!
We’ve made avoiding cameras and sending friendly litigation threats when pictures/videos feature us an art which is why we were immediately intrigued and terrified when the ‘Drunk Dial!’ girls first hit our radar (thanks @GetDressedShow). the concept sounded fun but risky… every thursday night these ladies (Emily Lowe & Jodi Lynn Frizzell) film their bar hop...
Aug 2nd
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July 2010
8 posts
I Wanna Be Your Telephone
I Wanna Be Your Telephone (Tiga’s Party Like It’s 19909 Remix) by turborecordings I feel like it’s 2005 again spending late nights on myspace… but unlike 2005 i’m not cyberstalking an ex or future lover… instead i’m catching up on music… During this mostly disappointing myspace journey, i noticed Jamie Lidell’s going to be playing at...
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Listenoh, jason, are you still waiting? Jason...
Jul 5th
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June 2010
2 posts
BE GOOD BE FUN
it’s been a weird ride becoming a trusted source by many of you, so i’m asking for your trust and help on this one. our friend jeremy is in the middle of raising money to travel to india to help build 20 houses for Habitat for Humanity. He’s closing in on his goal but still needs our help. because i know you guys have a short attention span and hate to read i won’t go on...
Jun 17th
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May 2010
6 posts
An Important Reminder...
First, sorry for the rush post… But shit’s about to get krumped up and rowdy and while the staff here encourages and instigates over indulging in party festivities…the “motherly” staff member wanted to make sure we reminded you to be safe and not to drive drunk. Your face is too pretty to be seen on the cover of BUSTED! magazine! We live in fucking austin and there...
May 31st
May 30th
quit being complicit, start getting radical...
i’m tired of hearing it’s a generational issue…we have got to be patient…if we push our request for equal rights too far then we risk pushing a bunch of old fucks in congress into changing the constitution to explicitly exclude us… FUCK THAT! while i love this city, the gay “green zones” makes it easy to become complicit and believe shit like this only...
May 29th
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May 21st
protesting via flash mob
…i want to party and let’s do it in drag, but NOT in a BAD hotel! gaga fan or not, this is seriously a great concept for peaceful protesting. 
May 14th
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April 2010
3 posts
lube your legs with alcohol then lube your.....
If you haven’t heard yet, tonight @Glitoris is lubing up with @BarbarellaATX to give us a new electro-indie weekly called @TuezGayz. while i don’t blog about many events here because our friends already do a fine job and i don’t have the stamina to post more than 140 characters on a regular basis i felt the need to write a few random comments. dear typical austin gay club -...
Apr 21st
Apr 17th
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its friday...
it’s friday… and i’m in love! 
Apr 2nd
March 2010
2 posts
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WatchWatch
SXSW2010: Mike Relm Mike Relm’s “O” Face @ the @Do512 / Demand Media/ CLEAR Party 3/15
Mar 17th
sxsw2010: this is how i feel this week
this captures exactly how i feel this week… if you have the stamina to listen to a whole showcase of this madness you can catch them during sxsw. Anamanaguchi - Blackout City
Mar 9th
January 2010
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Jan 10th
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sxsw2010: The Yellow Dogs Band
The Yellow Dogs Band (Tehran IRAN) The journey and story of “The Yellow Dogs Band” is definitely one worth keeping an eye on…not only can one be jailed and accused of satan worship for listening to this underground “devilish” rock music in their country but a major revolution has been slowly unfolding in IRAN over the past few months. not to make light of any...
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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sxsw 2010: Hyperpotamus
Hyperpotamus (Madrid SPAIN) Returning to SXSW for a second year is Hyperpotamus, a most interesting act consisting of one man (Jorge Ramirez Escudero), 4-5 microphones, and a loop machine. though a showcase artist, i’m thinking the chances are good to witness him doing his thing live at some free non-badge required event. youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/hyperpotamusic myspace:...
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December 2009
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sxsw2010 random thought: has technology caused...
while i’m not “officially” attending sxsw(meaning i likely won’t see much of whats on the showcase list live…) i’m still so excited that i’m already listening to showcase bands i know i like and myspacing new bands i know nothing about other than their name and origin… this got me wondering…has technology caused some of the indie festival...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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sxsw 2010: Smoosh
Smoosh (Seattle WA) it’s been almost 2 years since i first fell in love w/ smoosh. “free to stay” was one of the first songs i hearted(saved) on my what was then my new sirius satellite stiletto. for months it’d creep up on random, i’d fall in love with it again and loop it non-stop for a day to get it out of my system (i have an insane habit of doing...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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sxsw 2010: are we there yet?
my first sxsw experience was in 1997…my last one was in 2007 2007 sxsw was fun but i admit it took a toll on me…which is why the following 2 years i purposely planned vacations out of town just to get away from the madness. the whole experience started standing in a crazy ass line wrapped multiple times around waterloo’s, continuing with a week of standing in lines,...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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unsolicited advice: asking people to...
keep it short enough if requesting others to retweet - people are less inclined to RT@Yourmomma if they have to spend time editing and abbreviating your message while driving or at work if requesting someone to tweet/blog about an event, send a link to your do512/facebook/whatever upfront…listing all the details.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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unsolicited advice: using the term "free alcohol"...
over the last year most of us witnessed standards being raised (and at times ignored) at events with “free alcohol”. since they are frequent and heavily attended, it’s not really a surprise that sometimes they can attract the wrong attention ( evidence a / evidence b ). there is no risk of the free fun ending into 2010 (psst sxsw around the corner)..but i think the below advice...
Dec 30th
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i sort of need want this…
Dec 29th